A Guide to Naming Your Celebrity Baby, 2014 Edition
|Jennifer Garner obviously has better things to do |
than worry about a distinctive name for her child.
I know what you’re thinking: a 14-year-old living with that name? Don’t worry about it for a moment. They won’t wear hemp onesies either. But for now, name one kid on the playground cooler than Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp. Unless it’s North West or Zuma Nesta Rock Stefani. You see? There’s plenty of room in the preciousness sandbox.
|This actor can add "great baby name"|
to the list of compliments he
receives every day of his life.
Take your pick or mix-and-match!
Onda Street G
Baby Bjorn (product endorsement—hello!)
Flan de Queso
Upside Downey, Jr.
Kill Zone Patsy
Suppressed Immune System Martina
Frozen Dirthole Bjork
Single Malt Scot
Manna Jean Spondulex
|The queen of everything baby, from its ultrasound|
pose to the thread count in its carrier. Nothing
is left to chance for little Mr. Something-Z.