1. Want to come to my place and reduce the income gap?
2. My emissions ain’t carbon yet.
3. Let’s break up the big banks. But first, let’s break my La-Z-Boy.
4. I believe in a single-payer system, but for you—no charge.
5. You look like the kind of girl who’d help an old guy overhaul his infrastructure, am I right?
6. Nothing puts me in the mood like a glass of wine, raw oysters, and a Harris poll.
7. Once you’ve had a democratic socialist you never go back.
8. You look like a woman who appreciates closing a loophole.
9. I’ll take you to heights of collective bargaining most women just dream of.
10. People say I’m too big to fail.