Recovered mannequin stolen from Macy's window believed to be Jared Kushner
Though the White House was grateful that the business whiz was returned to his office no worse for wear, several sources close to Kushner's wife, Ivanka Trump, said that Mrs. Kushner is shaken and still unconvinced that the mannequin is indeed her husband.
Kushner was recently given the administration role of leading the White House Office of American Innovation. His disappearance was masked by reports of his presence in Iraq over the weekend setting up a Trump casino on the site of the former Iraq National Museum in Baghdad, where thousands of priceless historical artifacts were destroyed during the 2003 invasion.
"That thing in the office sure looks like him," said head of White House security Godfrey Wills. "We're just glad to have him back, whatever he is."